Top ten reasons for being Macedonian
1. You have to persue that your state exists.
2. You have to persue that your language is not Bulgarian or Serbian.
3. You have to persue that you are a descendant of Alexander the Great and piss off the Greeks.
4. You can sing Partisan songs about Tito and epic songs about Goce Delcev.
5. You get to be researched by foreign sociologists interested in your identity.
6. You don't have to work even when you have to work, because you don’t have a work.
7. You get to be cosmopolitan and spit on all the nationalists.
8. You can smuggle cigarettes to West Europe and live like a king.
9. You are the only country in the world with two names and two flags.
10. Your country has the best climate conditions for producing of tomatoes (and still your country imports tomatoes).
1. You have to persue that your state exists.
2. You have to persue that your language is not Bulgarian or Serbian.
3. You have to persue that you are a descendant of Alexander the Great and piss off the Greeks.
4. You can sing Partisan songs about Tito and epic songs about Goce Delcev.
5. You get to be researched by foreign sociologists interested in your identity.
6. You don't have to work even when you have to work, because you don’t have a work.
7. You get to be cosmopolitan and spit on all the nationalists.
8. You can smuggle cigarettes to West Europe and live like a king.
9. You are the only country in the world with two names and two flags.
10. Your country has the best climate conditions for producing of tomatoes (and still your country imports tomatoes).
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